The work week morning routine of checking twitter, showering and making a shitty pot of coffee as you prepare for another day on the cube farm is pretty much autopilot for your body. Hell, I don't even make a new pot of coffee everyday I just microwave whatever is left from Monday's brew. The most important lesson I learned from college is the importance of putting something in your stomach before leaving your house for the day. But recently this all changed, say no more to watery eggs queuing you up for the 9:30 am office dumper, Fam we have moved on to smoothies.
Making a smoothie is a simple pleasure distracting you from the fact that it is only Tuesday in your miserable life and that later tonight you will be sleeping alone watching youtube highlights of the 07 Red Sox. After throwing in your ingredients and pouring your smoothie its on to the most important part and reason why we are drinking smoothie's, shoving it down everyone's throat.
Strut your ass down the cubicle farm towards the break room with your amazon prime lunchbox holding your famous hand ripped romaine lettuce and leftover chicken cutlet but please make sure your protein shaker filled with your smoothie is out and about. Drinking a smoothie is putting out that vibe towards others that Yes I have my life together and you don't.
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