Whether your a morning cig, the drunk smoker, or the occasional buy a pack because you are stressed about paying your bookie, smoking cigarettes are a necessity us millennials need to keep alive. When participating in acquiring cancer with your favorite dart, its important to do it in a lovely surrounding aesthetic.
The number one Cigarette spot to suck them down is easily the beach. Sitting in your beach chair with hoodie on consuming a nice beer or glass of wine lighting a Lindsay Lohan as the sun begins to set is the ultimate vibe. While the beach is the ultimate spot, the time is a major factor. Lighting a cigarette midday on a packed beach with kids and hot moms around is a sure fire way to label your self as white trash. But being the first one on the beach or catching that golden hour day is the perfect summer catch.
The next spot is another white person favorite, the golf course. The golf course dart is the ultimate pick me up. You just 3 putted after reaching the green in 2, light it up. You nutted a drive 270, light it the fuck up. Lighting up a smoke then setting it down in the fringe as you 60 wedge onto the green is why you play the game.
Lastly a great spot to light up the devils stick is the backyard of the house you grew up in. For some reason lighting one up here brings back memories and also extreme anxiety as you slowly realize your life is over.
Honorable Mentions: Casino floor, Post Sex minimum 3 rounds, Car Rides alone.
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