In today's everchanging and spoiled world, new gadgets just happen to land in our pockets at different times. For Me, I fucking hate anything in my pocket. My ex (yes I had sex once) would always put her hand out to take my change from a cashier because I refused to put coins in my pocket like we live in the world Zelda. Hell, even Monopoly got it right, straight paper homie. But circling back to the real focus, if its in my pocket and I go to sit down in a bar, restaurant, office setting or even the shitter. Pockets are empty.
I have been doing it my whole life but started realizing it only recentley during happy hours after work because bouncing bar to bar for deals is apparently in. Also I get it " bro get a purse you homo" or "broseph my smokeshow carries my shit" but for me its simple if i want to have something with me when i got out, pockets it is. Like every guy we all have three main things, Keys, Phone, Wallet Already I start with 3 pockets treading water. My Iphone is the plus because I hate looking poor so one back pocket gone. Other back pocket goes to wallet, which is always a single bedroom because its most valuable need it secured. Front pocket is the free for all. For me its dip, headphones (live in a city for once you bums) and fidget spinner. I literally leave my keys at times in my mailbox because I would rather get robbed then sit down with keys in my pockets.
But the question is am I an asshole for emptying my pockets when out with friends. Now the kicker, as much as I hate doing it I cant stop. Legit its a tick, I go to sit and boom empty everything. No one has ever called me out, my dad says I am gonna lose my wallet, its honestly a great convo starter with females as they seem so invested in my wallet for some reason.
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